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Lumbersexual Body Lotion


Lumbersexual is everything you expect in a bearded, plaid clad hipster man, minus the skinny jeans.  Oatmeal stout craft beer, a warm flannel shirt, cedarwood and oakmoss, with a hint of Vermont maple syrup.

Our lotion starts with a mixture of creamy coconut milk to soften and smooth the skin.  Rice bran oil has been used for centuries as an anti-aging regiment, and it's absorbs quickly into the skin. Cocoa butter is the ultimate moisturizer, hydrating the skin and leaving it soft and glowing.

This listing is for one four (4) oz bottle.

Ingredients: Distilled Water, Rice Bran Oil, Cocoa Butter, Coconut Milk Powder, Emulsifying Wax, Stearic Acid, Vegetable Glycerin, Fragrance, Phenonip (preservative at 1%), Citric Acid


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